Saturday 22 August 2015

Russell Russell Slade sells his soul to Dame Shirley Bassey to learn the secrets of Championship management





Cardiff 2 Wolves 0

A win. A clean sheet. Cardiff playing like a team and dominating the match ...again.
So what are to make of this?
It is the same bunch of players give or take an Ameobi, the same manager and the same team. Yes, I have checked, there is only one Russell Slade. It is the same crowd, though minus about 10,000 stop at homes.
Yet totally a different result.
Kenwyne Jones
Continue to play like that and you will be a Cardiff legend. Kenwyne reminds us of his amazing talents.
 
Fulham wasn’t a flash in the pan; these players do seem to have some idea, guts and hwyl. They play for 90 minutes just like they did for Malky, they keep on playing for each other as if they all get along like old muckers, and just to demonstrate the new team spirit picture this: when Fabio is dragged off because he can barely walk, he and Russell engage in a huge man-hug, like long lost father and son.
Even the hard to please city fans asked Russell to do the Ayatollah. This, for the uninitiated, is the equivalent to being invited to join the Masons. So before Russell rolls up his trouser leg let us analyse what has happened.
Sammy Ameobi
Ameobi scores a great goal, but more importantly makes an impact.
 

Hmmm. Same players. Same coach. Same team. Same 4-4-2 tactics yet different results.

Instead of despondently hoofing the ball up field and picking the ball out of the back of our net we are looking, dare I say it, lethal? Well ok, maybe not Barcelona lethal but we can at last threaten to score. Oh and keep a clean sheet. When was the last time Cardiff City looked like that?

Now I could be cynical, and being a Cardiff City Fan I am uniquely qualified to exhibit cynicism. I could point out that Russell could have played anyone but the ineffectual Revel from game one but I won’t be Mister Nitpicky from Abernitpicky. We have drawn three and won one. Not exactly promotion form for sure, but it is the attitude and direction of the team that is getting us excited.

Not only are we not in the middle of the table but we are a few more wins from being top of the table.

Just like the game against Fulham the crowd stayed to the end with a smile on our faces. Remember the dark old days when the stadium would start to empty at half time? When the Clark pie shop might as well have closed its grills before half time? When the full time whistle emptied around an empty graveyard of a ground. Even the police and officials had departed.
The man who has done a deal with ...
 

Clearly the only difference is that Russell Slade has learnt what to coach his players or else has sold his soul to the devil. Hmm which one? Perhaps it has taken him this long to learn about the championship. Maybe he discovered the book ‘Championship for dummies,’ in a used book shop in Barry Island.


Something has changed.

Ok, ok, there is this Paul Trollope guy who certainly is good enough to be appointed as coach to the Wales national squad. Whoa. Before anyone hoists Trollope onto their shoulders, claiming him to be the messiah, please bare this in mind …

A long time ago, when this country had its own indigenous car industry, when Trade Union barons ruled the country, when tele was in black and white, Man city were very successful. They were managed by the avuncular Joe Mercer and coached by the young tyrant Malcom Allison - that is when Allison had his trousers pulled up and wasn’t shagging everyone’s wife. So the fable became known throughout the land that Mercer was just the front guy, the stooge, holding back the mercurial talents of Allison. So one day Joe moved on and Malcom Allison became manager. And yes you’ve guessed it. Manchester City collapsed to the ground faster than an Italian striker when slightly touched on the back. Allison wasted a fortune on youngsters and Man City became a shadow of their former selves.

'Everybody thought I'd be down the road by now but we're in good shape,' declares Russ. A little early for gloating maybe, but if you are still here at Christmas then feel free to gloat. City fans will cheer you on as you do.

 

So the point of the story? Do not pick and choose between them. Russell and Trollop and Young and everyone else are part of a coaching team that is, right now, successful, so don’t spoil it. Let us see where we are by mid-September.
Robert Johnson after he sold his soul
 
Was she the soul dealer?
 
Tiger Bay as Satan moves through looking for his Clarke's pie
 
 

And my conclusion? Yes, Russell Slade sold his soul to the devil at a crossroads in the old Tiger Bay, not to the screaming strains of twelve bar Robert Johnson but to a ballad belted out by Dame Shirley Bassey.

 

 

 

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