Cardiff, West Ham and why Cardiff City are not allowed to
have Penalties
Caulker tries to jump for the ball but is mugged by a pack of
yobbish Londoners. They duff him up, haul him to the floor. They drag off his shirt,
beat him with baseball bats and threaten him with a Tommy gun and a rusty
butter knife. What does the ref do: nothing. What does the linesman do:
nothing.
Now you may feel I am exaggerating. That surely no
footballer would be allowed on the pitch with a Tommy gun or even a baseball bat. But teams
facing Cardiff city can do as they please and the refs will not ever, not once,
award a penalty.
Fatty Sam, Allardyce to his mate, had studied previous games
such as Liverpool. There Martin Škrtel got away with more thuggery than Al
Capone as he followed the rules of World Wide Wrestling in man handling
Caulker.
When Sam told his thugs this in the prematch plan they didn’t
believe him. Then he showed them how Cardiff are the ONLY Premier League team not
to have been awarded a penalty. The only one. THE ONLY ONE.
I sat the same distance from the penalty area as the
linesman for the West Ham match. Watching as time and time again he followed FA
rullings in not awarding Cardiff a penalty.
Oh and the match? Well Cardiff had a perfectly good goal disallowed
because their goal keeper, Adrian, almost fell over when he was almost touched by
Campbell. Almost making contact with a keeper who almost falls over will always
be seen as a foul by referees. Goalies are like baby seals, a protected species.
Cardiff played a clever trick of shooting straight at Adrian
who lacked the good manners to step away from the middle of the goals. I
counted 5 shots straight at him. There were more.
What did we learn?
One: Cardiff are slow in bringing the ball forward. Bellamy
once again reminded everyone how it should be done, with direct and
impressively creative runs but no one seemed in the mood for learning.
Two: Wolf, I cannot type Eikrem, was cool on the ball and
must learn not to shoot straight at a
goalkeeper, it upsets them. Makes them feel as if everyone is patronising them.
He must understand his team mates are doing it wrong, you must aim the ball for
the netting either side of their keeper.
Three: Solskjaer needs to get a winger and a forward. Ok
Maybe a couple of wingers.
Four: Cornelius would have been over valued at 5 million let
alone ten million and did someone say his fee could be twenty million by the
time all the costs are added together? IN fairness he may prove me wrong, but
he is far from doing that right now – and I hope he does prove me wrong.
Losing Rude Gestede was as unwise as buying Cornelius.
Anything good we can take from the Cardiff v West Ham game?
Yep at least we don’t have to play with Andy Carrol a man who makes Cornelius
look as sublime as Chelsea’s Hazzard on a good day.